obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

itsmemacleod:

i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

burningbrighterstill:

on the way home after concerts with your friend like 

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afunnypicture:

Years later and it’s still funny http://ift.tt/1quobAC

afunnypicture:

Years later and it’s still funny http://ift.tt/1quobAC

delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

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majiinboo:

  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $400,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson 

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